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In Greek mythology, the Graeae, also called the Grey Sisters and the Phorcides, were three sisters who had gray hair from their birth and shared one eye and one tooth among them. They were the daughters of the primordial sea gods Phorcys and Ceto and, among others, sisters of the Gorgons and the Hesperides. Their names were Deino (Δεινώ), Enyo (Ἐνυώ), and Pemphredo (Πεμφρηδώ). The Graeae are best known from their encounter with Perseus, who, after capturing their eye, forced them to reveal information about the Gorgons.
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Erika Wedekind, complete name Frida Marianne Erica Wedekind, also Erika Oschwald, was a German operatic soprano. She came from the Wedekind zur Horst family. Her brothers were the writers Frank Wedekind and Donald Wedekind. She was married since 1898 to the royal privy councillor Walther Oschwald.
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